These are guidelines of how to behave while at an SP's incall location.

 

Just use common sense and follow common rules of etiquette.  That's really all I'm asking for. 

 

I can't believe that I have to outline these for some people but I have had enough "incidents" that this is necessary.

 

Please remember you are a guest in her home.  Observe all the usual etiquette rules that you would if you were invited into your employer's home for the first time.

 

I don't appreciate extra carpet cleaning bills so please take your shoes off at the door BEFORE stepping on my carpets.

 

Please don't wander around/snoop if I have to leave you alone for a few seconds.  I'm sure if you invited an SP to your home for a session that you wouldn't want her wandering around your home, peeking around corners and peering into rooms, snooping through cupboards and drawers, etc. so please don't do it to us.  This includes following us around after we've asked you to wait in the living room or bedroom or we've told you that "we'll be right with you."  I won't be giving you a grand tour.  I would like to keep my private life private and separate from my "work" as much as possible.  I'm sure you understand.

 

Please don't sit down at an SP's computer to do a little "surfing" (aka snooping) unless you have asked permission first.  (Yes, I had a guy do this to my computer before I installed a screen saver with password protection on it.)  You wouldn't do this in any other stranger's home with their computer without their permission so please don't try to do it with mine.

 

Stay away from my balcony windows while naked.  (Yes, I came back into the room to find a guy standing in front of my balcony windows naked looking out admiring the view.  I have to live here.  Please don't do anything so stupid. 

 

 

Please make sure that you are buzzing the right apartment.  Buzzing my next door neighbor looking for me certainly isn't going to help anybody.  Yes, my buzzer number is the same as my apartment number.  (I had a guy wandering around on the wrong floor with the excuse that he didn't think that my apartment number was the same as my buzzer number.)

 

When I give you instructions on how to buzz my apartment, please write them down and follow them.  I give them to you for a reason.  I tell you not to say anything when you are downstairs and I am buzzing you in.  I do have a reason for this!  There may not actually be a "Carole" living in my building and management could get suspicious if too many people are here to visit somebody that doesn't even have a lease in the building.  I am certainly not a high volume provider but there is no point in arrousing suspicions when it can easily be avoided.  I don't need guys eagerly announcing "Carole, I'm here!" when I'm trying to discretely buzz them into the building.  (You'd be surprised how many guys will do this!)

 

I give you instuctions on where pay parking is and where free street parking is and if you don't follow my instructions and park in the pay parking area without paying, you will get a parking ticket.  I am very near downtown and the parking patrol is always wandering around just itching to hand out parking tickets.

 

If you aren't sure of the address, how to read an address or how to find an address, please ask me before you try to come over.  (I had one guy that e-mailed me 5 hours after he was supposed to be here, wanting instructions on how to find the place because he was one block over and couldn't find my building - C'mon, you have to be kidding me!  Notice that he didn't even bother to call when he was so close, probably because he didn't write down the directions or my phone number!!!  And then he can't understand why he can't find my building!)

 

Just use common sense and follow common rules of etiquette.  That's really all I'm asking for.  Thanks!